I'm a shrubber imposter shhhh don't tell. I'm actually a 16 year old girl who cries over fictional characters and the fact that I have to actually cook my own meals sometimes.
this is what i’m wearing to the gates of hell. I could command armies in this dress.
me 11:59 September 30th
me 12:00 October 1st
One of the BEST ad campaigns about representation I have seen.
Everyone has a backbone. Use yours.
this is so important
I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together
DID YOU JUST SCIENTIFICALLY EXPLAIN SOUL MATES?!
kinds of pairings i’m all about
high contrasting designs like light and dark colors
happy one with the grumpy one
bonus points if
the grumpy one gets embarrassed by kisses
the short one is the grumpy one
the happy one’s presence makes the grumpy one really shy
oh my god i’m so sorry someone asked for karezi but i apparently made tHIS AT LIKE 1 LAST NIGHT
i don’t know what is happening
TONIGHT BEGINS THE MONTH OF THE SPOOKENING. SKELETONS NOW HAVE DOUBLED CALCIUM LEVELS.
B E W A R E ~ F U C K B O Y S
Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.
Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.
for me the biggest unsolved mystery of the world is whether or not My Immortal was a trollfic or a legitimate fanfiction that someone sat down and wrote.
mkay so someone explain to me how this little dork
who is about 90% leg can do this
with almost no problem
Tumblr 2011: memes are great I hate everyone
Tumblr 2014: memes are ironically great also drink water